Well, my chances of earning an Olympic gold medal are over. I’ve practiced a lot, but for some reason talent scouts haven’t found me. Most likely, the fact that I live out in the middle of nowhere is the reason, so I guess I need to pack up the pups and move to the big city. The name San Quentin has always fascinated me, so perhaps we’ll go there.
As you can see, one of my athletic talents is gymnastics. I played basketball, softball and tennis as a kid, and I love to swim, but now my life evolves around gymnastics.
They say “no pain, no gain”. Well, I must have gained a lot for I seem to have inherited a great deal of pain lately. During a recent competition, I thought I heard my fans sighing with disappointment, but soon discovered it was a small yelp from one of my pups. With a furry creature under foot, I did a double twist and landed in front of the refrigerator. They’re so willing to be spotters as I practice. What a team!
So how am I progressing? I’ve become an expert at floor routines! Let’s see, I’ve been able to hit the mark in my hallway, garage, living room, and from the steps. But this most recent event was in my kitchen. While making a salad, I was returning some vegetables to the refrigerator. The floor in front of it became the target and I hit the bullseye. They say that eating vegetables is good for you, but the next time I’m hungry, I’m heading for a restaurant; preferably one with curb service!
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